DIY botch job

so,
in life i have learn quite a few things.
one of em, when ever ure bored, stay away from ure parents land line phones, and stay away from any DIY colourant or highlites kit.
u WILL, i insist, u WILLLLLL run a huge phone bill calling every single soul u know, and u WILLLLL do a botch job on ure hair.

i did them both.
i mean.. the calling every single soul i know.. i do em every week.
the latter one, yesterday.
oh boy, its so bad, even my camera couldnt be switch on to capture the horror of what happened. (thats another story all together!)

so yes, my hair resembles.. errrhhh.. i dunno.. lions mane?
i still have me black as the base. but all over the top.. its 'chocolate swirls'
thats what the box said!
but its more like.. goddam golden/blonde kinda thing!

so yes.. pictures rite?
i was up to it.. i was all excited to show the world WHAT NOT TO DO, when the camera just went.. *beep, beep, beep*
OUT OF BATTERY.
i know i know.. it does that..
well.. with mine.. it basically does it EVERY TIME i try to switch it on.
i have one of those re-chargeable AA batteries that goes in em.. and it doesnt matter how many days u actually charge em.. the moment u put it in the camera.. it still says.. low battery.
i even bought new ones..
i surrender...
i do..

so, imma charge me battery again..try and get the camera going.. and show the world.. what a crap hairdresser iam :)

happy days!

its me off day again tomorrow..
thank the lord i have no more dodgy DIY things laying around..
so, baking it is!!!

and i can have a lie-in! :)
heaveeeennn!

have a good day folks!