If this does excite you, then iam afraid, nothin will!~

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,

Commander of the Armies of the North,

General of the Felix Legions,

loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius,

father to a murdered son,

husband to a murdered wife,

and I will have my vengeance -- in this life or the next.

ive watched it a million times. and still i go 'my name is.........'
this, i have to say, is brilliance at its best!~