the queen!~

well.. it was monday nite and the telly was full of crap.
i cant be bothered to follow 'iam a celebrity get me out of here' since its obvious everyone in there is tryin to revive their career. But janice dickinson is seriously hilarious!! she cracks me up!!

so.. i was watchin 'monarchy at work'
its about the queen obviously.. coz when u say monarchy over here.. u dont think of william.. or charles.. or phillpe.. u think of queen elizabeth!! that cuddly women who gives u killer stare.
it was interesting to watch the series coz u finally realize how much money/effort/time people put to please her.. goddamn i want to be the queen of england then!! move over kate.. iam marryin william no matter what.. even if he looses his hair.. which is sooner than u think coz its all in the papers!! hahahahahahahha.. bless em.. u gotta admit.. the boys in the monarch never known to keep a full set of hair.. harry will prolly be the first prince to have hair when he is 30.. hahahhahahahhahah

anyway.. i think the series has about 4 episode.. yesterday, it focused on the queens visit to america.. when was that? hurmm.. couple of months ago wasnt it? @ was it in the summer months? idont remember.. but i remember the anne lebowitz picture of the queen and also the blunder mr.bush did..summat about that the queen has been around since 1776.. well.. we allllllllllll know about mr bush capability to give a 'good' speech rite? the funniest thing is.. all his blunderers speech has become like.. a modern day quote.. is it because we r able to tolerate more and more idiots? prolly... mr bush has been in the office for a goddamn long time...i better stop.. i might be called a racist/presidentst/nationalist/ all the 'ist' in the world!!... hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

newayz.. yes.. so the monarch series.. i cant wait for next episode.. just to see all the garden parties that she hosts!!

neways..moving on.. yesterday was a realllyyy bad day..
i finish work about 2.30 and i had to go off to college to pass up my assignment (yes, that long ass one, the pain in the butt ones) and to pick up my result.. i called in before hand to say ill be coming and both of em lecturer said.. yeah..no worries.. i will be here till 5..
jolly good..

so.. i braced myself for public transportation..all was fine with the train..then came the london underground part!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i dont remember it being this baddddd!! loads of station was closed, and the service was like.. pitiful!!
anways.. had no choice but wait and wait and wait for the tube.. eventually arrived in the uni at 4.30.. then.. found out both of em has left!!
i swear.. if i didnt have the assignment to give and also if i wasnt a pleasant person..someone woulda gotten tons of cursing from me.. kept my mouth shut.. and then went back.. not before goin off to leonidas for chocolate and cranberries for more chocolates!!
neways.. the train goin back was not as bad as i thought.. mind u..there was 15 carriages and all of em sits r full.. then it makes me wonder.. where the hell all this people come from.. gosh.. why would they do this day in and day out? blurrggghhh.. i have to do it 3 times a week and iam losing me mind.. and them? gosh..overheard someone talking about office xmas party..

oh please!!!

u guys might not know emma clarke.. she is the 'voice' for london underground.. well.. for not much longer.. she is the one who says.. 'please mind the gap, 'the train approching bla bla bla' 'please do not leave luggage unattended' and all that stuff.. but in her own blog.. she was like..

'Here we are crammed again into a sweaty Tube carriage . . . If you are female, smile at the bloke next to you and make his day. He’s probably not had sex for months.'

'Would the passenger in the pinstripe suit and £1,000 glasses who obviously works in the media please take one step forward on to the track'

'Would the passenger .pretending to read a paper but who is actually staring at that woman’s chest please stop. You’re not fooling anyone, you filthy pervert.'

i swear to u its hillarious!! she even has it in mp3 form. sorry i couldnt put it up here coz her web is temporarily down!! too many clicks u see!! SHE IS A GENIUS!!
but, came with a price..
she lost her job.. i read it yest evening.. bless her..

well.. she is doing voiceover job for virgin and most department store.. she aint got nutthin to worry about!! :)

off to breakfast..
have a good day everyone!!